Charcuterie Board - Laszlo Cravensworth She Speaks the Bullsh*t

Introducing the Laszlo Cravensworth Charcuterie Board! Inspired by What We Do in the Shadows, this board speaks for itself (and bullsh*t). Perfect for adding some quirk to your next gathering. Get yours before someone bites (and we don't mean the food).  Even his beloved cursed witch skin hat is along for the fun!

Handwash with warm water and soap, do not soak or put in the dishwasher. Bamboo is not only great for the enviornment, but gentle on your knives!

KNIFE-FRIENDLY SURFACE: The very flat surface causes no damages to the knife like cracks or dullness. Treated with edible oil, the smooth cutting board will not make the blade worse, and there will be no scratches and marks on the board.

SUPERB CRAFTSMANSHIP: Exquisite craft makes this cutting board very durable and strong, but not overly thick. After meticulous polishing, it is very smooth and extremely flat, without any burrs, cracks, splinters, etc.

JUICE GROOVE & INNER HANDLE DESIGN: Surrounded built-in juice groove is close to the edge to maximize the cutting area while perfectly catch excess liquids without overflow to the countertop, meanwhile the grooves are not too narrow to clean. The inner handles are on the back taking no cutting areas and branding space doesn't take up much space, as well as the hanging hole.

NATURAL ORGANIC BAMBOO: Made from natural organic bamboo which is environmentally friendly and food safe, strong and resilient, ideal for slicing bread, fruits, vegetables, meats, steaks, cheeses, or as a serving tray.

*Please note we do not mass produce. No two items are identical. Each item is made in our small shop here in the USA. Variations in the wood grain or other can alter the overall look and appear slightly darker or lighter from product to product. These natural variations are what make each piece unique. 

*All of our charcuterie and cutting boards are 100% food safe!